Statement released that she’s a Reptilian Shapeshifter
The Royal Family’s official website published a statement acknowledging that The Queen was a shapeshifting reptilian before it was swiftly removed again.
Despite the press release only being live on the site for a short time, people that viewed it were able to grab screenshots of the admission, and more importantly, the page was indexed by Google, which meant it was showing in search engine results.
It’s believed that the extraordinary article was a highly classified document that was pre-prepared, in case an announcement needed to be made following a large number of witnesses reporting that they have seen Her Majesty shapeshift into a reptile.
Perhaps it comes as no surprise then that the document was released on the Royal’s website following a public appearance, in which thousands of people took to Twitter claiming to have seen her reveal herself as a reptile before Twitter responded by removing any such tweets.
Nothing has changed. Together we shall march on.”
The Palace insider claims the press release was most likely published by a junior IT staffer, however, it is not yet clear if it should be considered an accident or an intentional leak.