Physicist and former government UFO expert Dr. James Kune has some frightening news for you: if you think you’re married to someone from outer space, chances are good that it’s true! Who knows where in the world (or out of it) this joker came from. But he’s a believer, and says his studies prove it.“As many as 5 million aliens are living in the United States after taking on human form,” says Kune. “They’re evenly split between male and female, and most of them are married though childless. My research has determined that the average person has a 50-50 chance of being married to one.” After a decade of research on the subject, Kune claims to have identified at least 1,000 alien husbands and wives passing themselves off as human.
“Their motives for coming here remain unclear,” he says. “World conquest, the desire to live on a strange planet, overcrowding on their home world – take your pick. We will know the answer eventually. Some of the aliens are Zeebans, the peaceful aliens and others are Gootans, the evil aliens.”
Why do they mate with us? Is it for love…or more practical reasons? In the beginning, Kune says, it was all about assuming a non-suspicious identity so they could live on Earth undetected.
But then, it may have evolved into something more. “For most other species, it’s unnatural NOT to pair off with someone,” says Kune. “The longer they stayed here, the lonelier and more eager for companionship they became. And so they began developing actual loving relationships with humans.”
He continues: “One of the most surprising findings in my research is that these alien-human relationship are among Earth’s strongest marriages. While the overall divorce rate for U.S. marriages is hovering around 50 percent, almost 90 percent of alien-human marriages last well beyond the so-called “seven-year itch” that often marks the end of human-t0-human marriage.
“I can only theorize that the aliens are working harder to make their relationships succeed, probably to protect their true identities. Or maybe they just like being married – which really should be our first clue that they’re not human.”
All joking aside, if your happy marriage is leading you to suspect that your spouse may be an alien, you’re in luck—Dr. Kune has identified several signs that indicate your husband or wife may have extraterrestrial origins.
According to Kune, alien husbands are handy, fix-it-all types. “This is obviously a function of their highly developed mechanical and scientific skills.” Dr. Kune says. “They usually have every high-tech power tool they can get their hands on, and keep it all compulsively organized.
And while the majority will ask for help when they need it, “a significant number are just as stubborn about things as human men.” Kune continues, “I suspect that a lot of aliens are on this planet only because they wouldn’t listen to people on their own planets.”
Alien wives are all about sharing and division of labor and manual chores. And, Kune says, “When their husbands did not offer to help with these duties, several alien wives reported feeling hurt and insulted.” They are also quite analytical and logical when making an argument, “although we are beginning to see the early development of the skill of weeping, Dr. Kune says, “as alien women become more assimilated into our civilization.”